Wanted “wine picker”…
A little humor to start the day…
In a wine warehouse, the taster had passed away and, director, started looking for someone to do the job. Dirty drunk old man showed up to apply for the position. The director wondered how he could get rid of him. They gave him a glass of wine to drink.
The old man tried it and said, "It is a three-year-old Muscat, made with grapes harvested in the northern part of the region, matured in a steel barrel. It is of low quality but acceptable.”
"Correct", said the boss. "Another drink please."
“It is a cabernet, of 8 years, harvested in the mountains south of the region, matured in American oak barrels at eight degrees of temperature. It still has three more years to reach its highest quality. "
"Absolutely correct. A third drink. " "It is a champage made with high quality and exclusive pinot blanc grapes", the drunk said calmly.
The director couldn't believe it, he winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room and came back with a cup of urine. The "alcoholic" tasted it.
"She is a blonde from 26 year old, in good health, with three months of pregnancy and, if they don't give me the job, I say who is the father ".